January 2011
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My day
Judy: I just realized you must be having a stressful day. You got the period thing going on like I do, Mike has your phone, and Peter took your car.
Me: Yeah and my hair...
Judy: All your babies are gone.
Me: Good. -Dead stare-
Judy: What ?! Why good ?
Me: Oh, nevermind. I was thinking about the babies in my ovaries being gone.
X] X] X] I died
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
When someone says "penis" at school
fuckyeahitsdomi:
Elementary school:
Middle school:
High school:
So, plan failed. Since i now feel sick from too...
YES
I'M GUNNA EAT ALL DEM BITCHES M&MS.
jaseyyann:
SAME
BY THE TIME CLASS IS OVER….
THEY WILL ALL BE GONE
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Too…much..chocolate.
STEAL THEM
STEAL THEM NOW
I'M GUNNA EAT ALL DEM BITCHES M&MS.
SAME
BY THE TIME CLASS IS OVER….
THEY WILL ALL BE GONE
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So, I return to Nazi Germany.
muirnbeathadan:
I return to the lab completely rearranged and my computer swiped of all files. Files including my projects. Like the one we are going over today. And even though she graded them and reviewed them I still have to re do them.
I really just want to punch her in her stupid ass face. Like, seriously what the hell. All my projects are gone all my files are swiped.
asdfghjkl;’
I am...
danihincapie14:
YOUR =/= YOU’RE THEIR =/= THEY’RE =/= THERE THAN =/= THEN LOSE =/= LOOSE TO =/= TOO WE’RE =/= WERE KNOW =/= NO CHOOSE =/= CHOSE WEAR =/= WHERE YOU = IDIOT
